He's finally here! Meet Christian Loveland, the 4ft tall, bipedal, frog. While this hipster doesn't stand very tall he walks with his head held high, but don't get it twisted this frog is no prince charming. Not above judging others Christian solely practices what he's dubbed "underground spells" choosing to focus on spells not often learned by other witches and wizards; speaking of which do not call him a wizard because he'll be quick to passive-aggressively correct you. He views himself solely as a Frogman and "doesn't subscribe" to professional labels. He enjoys reading having very strong opinions about literature, he likes music as long as it isn't mainstream preferring bands specifically that aren't well known like Post Autumn or Dead On Sight.
He despises The Walt Disney Company, do not ask him about The Princess in The Frog unless you're prepared to either bash it or defend it till your last breath. He's in a Ska-Punk band with his two friends from a rival school called Frog It. He despises sports finding them barbaric so needless to say you won't catch him at homecoming, let alone any school event for that matter. P.S.A. is just a stepping stone for him so you won't find an ounce of school spirit in him.
He enjoys smoking tobacco and isn't above smoking or ingesting things of a more psychedelic persuasion.
If you can get to the core of his character there surely must be some sort of "Prince Charming" albeit a little pompous waiting to show you a whole new world. Just be prepared to have your opinions challenged. But if you're looking for someone both artistic and intellectual (relatively speaking) look no further than Christian Loveland.
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